August 2018

someone needs to read slim thug and I volunteer as tribute

By | August 4th, 2018|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

In this week's Bitch, Please broadcast, washed-up rapper Slim Thug came for Ciara and her wedded bliss with Russell Wilson. Entirely fitting, of course, being that I came across this [...]

March 2016

it’s 2016 and men are still in opposition to women’s emancipation

By | March 29th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Things I'm over: interlopers parading as upstanding, respectable men attempting to extol Ayesha Curry-influenced "virtue" in women that they themselves do not possess and are nowhere near rising up to [...]

November 2015

always a wifey, never a wife

By | November 24th, 2015|Tags: , , , , , |

I have relationship goals. What they don't include EVER is being someone's "wifey". I just cringed. Shit is bad. It’s the 21st century and women are still wearing this “title” [...]

i don’t want kids, but i do want you to stop asking me why i don’t have kids

By | November 23rd, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , |

Apparently, I’m a do nothin’ bitch because I’m pushing 35 and haven’t fulfilled my womanly obligation to have kids. That’s right, I have zero desire to populate the earth, and [...]

October 2015

hollywood divorce

By | October 29th, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

I've been reading the craziest nonsense on the innanets pertaining to Halle Berry recently filing for divorce from her husband of two years, Olivier Martinez. The usual "she can't keep [...]

protect ya neck: a wu-tang style guide to dmv dating

By | October 5th, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

Alas, the concept of dating in the DMV is brutally perplexing for innumerable women, and dare I say, hazardous to the self-esteem of many. Oh, that you were a fly [...]