August 2018

someone needs to read slim thug and I volunteer as tribute

By | August 4th, 2018|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

In this week's Bitch, Please broadcast, washed-up rapper Slim Thug came for Ciara and her wedded bliss with Russell Wilson. Entirely fitting, of course, being that I came across this [...]

October 2015

hollywood divorce

By | October 29th, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

I've been reading the craziest nonsense on the innanets pertaining to Halle Berry recently filing for divorce from her husband of two years, Olivier Martinez. The usual "she can't keep [...]

protect ya neck: a wu-tang style guide to dmv dating

By | October 5th, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

Alas, the concept of dating in the DMV is brutally perplexing for innumerable women, and dare I say, hazardous to the self-esteem of many. Oh, that you were a fly [...]