August 2018

someone needs to read slim thug and I volunteer as tribute

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In this week's Bitch, Please broadcast, washed-up rapper Slim Thug came for Ciara and her wedded bliss with Russell Wilson. Entirely fitting, of course, being that I came across this [...]

June 2017

linguistic lessons: the etymological origins of fauxtep

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I'm fairly certain that wayward man of Erykah Badu's acclaimed Call Tyrone fame, was a fauxtep. He had good dick, or perhaps his penis had been magnetized by Ms. Medulla [...]

February 2016

October 2015

hollywood divorce

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I've been reading the craziest nonsense on the innanets pertaining to Halle Berry recently filing for divorce from her husband of two years, Olivier Martinez. The usual "she can't keep [...]