November 2016

the conundrum of bridget jones’s baby

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The concept of the movie Bridget Jones's Baby, released September 16 of this year, is problematic for several reasons. Walk with me. If Bridget Jones' was Briana Jenkins, a quirky [...]

November 2015

always a wifey, never a wife

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I have relationship goals. What they don't include EVER is being someone's "wifey". I just cringed. Shit is bad. It’s the 21st century and women are still wearing this “title” [...]

October 2015

protect ya neck: a wu-tang style guide to dmv dating

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Alas, the concept of dating in the DMV is brutally perplexing for innumerable women, and dare I say, hazardous to the self-esteem of many. Oh, that you were a fly [...]