i don’t want kids, but i do want you to stop asking me why i don’t have kids

Apparently, I’m a do nothin’ bitch because I’m pushing 35 and haven’t fulfilled my womanly obligation to have kids. That’s right, I have zero desire to populate the earth, and [...]

By | November 23rd, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , |

when pictures are all you need

A mere observation, if you will. . .   Some Caucasian "Christians" are upset about      these but those same folks weren't at all enraged about                           this and then finagled the [...]

hollywood divorce

I've been reading the craziest nonsense on the innanets pertaining to Halle Berry recently filing for divorce from her husband of two years, Olivier Martinez. The usual "she can't keep [...]

anthony mackie is the bobby jindal of hollywood

Welp. In today's fuckboy behavior news, Anthony Mackie has endorsed Donald Trump. And not as an advocate for idiocy. But as the president of the United States of America. Mackie [...]

more reasons to continue ignoring the hell out of t.i.

In a recent interview with DJ Whoo Kid, rapper T.I. remarked “Not to be sexist but, I can’t vote for the leader of the free world to be a woman,” [...]

By | October 14th, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

why amber rose is the face of a new millennial heroine

Last weekend, Amber Rose held her extensively criticized, yet widely misunderstood SlutWalk. The following week, WPGC 95.5 radio morning show host, Joe Clair, offered his meager, and clearly ill-informed opinion [...]

sabbath fun

I'm just going to leave this here because Lupita is God's gift to mankind, and when she speaks, you should listen.

culture shock: the politics of black representation on tv

Editor's Note: The following piece was written in 2010. Two of the television shows dissected herein have since been canceled and no longer air, but may be viewed on Netflix, [...]

protect ya neck: a wu-tang style guide to dmv dating

Alas, the concept of dating in the DMV is brutally perplexing for innumerable women, and dare I say, hazardous to the self-esteem of many. Oh, that you were a fly [...]

By | October 5th, 2015|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

lita’s strip club commandments

I love strip clubs. Honest. I probably spend more time in these establishments than Champagne Papi. This is surprising to no one that actually knows me. Except I doubt my [...]